# Stiffy Makane: Apocolocyntosis — 63 of 235

## One of the Bruces and Drunken Bastard

Release 1

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Part Two - "Sewers"

Sewers is a region. Generic_Sewers and Special_Sewers are regions in Sewers.

Generic_Sewers is a region. Every generic_sewer_room is in Generic_Sewers.

Special_Sewers is a region. Every special_sewer_room is in Special_Sewers.

Instead of shitting in a sewer_room:

consider the gotta-poop rule;

if the rule failed, stop the action;

say "Well, this is certainly the place for it. You squat down and fire off a few steamers into the dark water.";

if the location is House_of_Glub begin;

say "Glub applauds. 'Thanks for the snack!' he cries. 'Mmmm, pistachios! My favorite!'";

end if;

now the last_shitting_turn is the turn count.

Instead of pissing in a sewer_room:

consider the gotta-pee rule;

if the rule failed, stop the action;

say "Well, this is certainly the place for it. You piss into the sewer channel.";

if the location is House_of_Glub begin;

say "Glub blinks a few of his eyes. 'You oughta lay off that cheap red wine, Stiffy,' he opines.";

end if;

now the last_pissing_turn is the turn count.