# Stiffy Makane: Apocolocyntosis — 33 of 235

## One of the Bruces and Drunken Bastard

Release 1

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Book One - "The Flight of the Banana"

Medias Res is a recurring scene. Medias Res ends when the location is the lake. NN is a number that varies. NN is 1. Medias Res begins when the location of the player is the Battlement. Medias Res begins when play begins.

Every turn during Medias Res:

if the location is the Battlement for the first time

begin;

choose a row with a character of "Baldanders" in the Table of Fictional Cast Members;

now the met entry is true;

end if;

If NN is greater than the number of rows in the Table of Baldander's Actions

begin;

say "A crushing blow from the giant's mace strikes you full in the chest. Your mouth fills with blood as you pinwheel towards the dark water far below.";

end the story saying "You have been bludgeoned to death";

otherwise;

if the stiffycock is held by the player

begin;

say "The giant glances at your [stiffycolor of the stiffycock]-glowing genitals and sniggers. [paragraph break]";

end if;

say "[Event in row NN of the Table Of Baldander's Actions][paragraph break]";

now NN is NN + 1;

end if.

Test intro with "X chief/ X me/ Attack chief/ Jump/ Swim south/ D/ N/ X foot".

Test min-intro with "jump/z/z/z/z".

Scotland is a region. The Battlement and the Lake are in Scotland.