# Stiffy Makane: Apocolocyntosis — 178 of 235

## One of the Bruces and Drunken Bastard

Release 1

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Part Eight - "Apartment"

Chapter One - "Apartment"

The Apartment is north of Rats' Alley. "This is a seedy apartment situated to the north of a squalid alley."

The red leather couch is a supporter in the Apartment. The description of the red leather couch is "A red leather couch, overstuffed with horsehair." Understand "stuffed", "overstuffed", "dilapidated", and "horsehair" as the red leather couch. The red leather couch can be enterable. It is enterable.

Check taking the red leather couch:

instead say "It's not exactly portable."

Check looking under the red leather couch:

instead say "Let's make a deal here: I promise you there's nothing under or behind it, and you promise me not to look any harder."

Check searching the red leather couch:

instead try looking under the red leather couch.

Rule for writing a paragraph about the red leather couch:

if Madame Sosostris is on the red leather couch

begin;

say "Madame Sosostris sits on a dilapidated red leather couch, gazing glumly at a stemmed conical glass full of clear liquid in her hand.";

now Madame Sosostris is mentioned;

otherwise;

say "A dilapidated red leather couch squats on the floor.";

now the red leather couch is mentioned;

end if.

Check entering the couch:

if Madame Sosostris is horny, instead say "Not even Madame Sosostris wants to sit there anymore.";

instead say "Madame Sosostris does not look inclined to share."

Rats' Alley is outside from the Apartment.