# Stiffy Makane: Apocolocyntosis — 100 of 235

## One of the Bruces and Drunken Bastard

Release 1

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Book One - "Jaffa"

Part One - "Jaffa Port"

Jaffa is a room. "Jaffa is an unassuming port town, filled with shouting, shoving people engrossed in their own affairs. The [italic type]Golden Ass[roman type] bobs up and down at the end of a dock to the west. A small museum dedicated to Jonah is south, but the most interesting thing about Jaffa is that the road to Jerusalem heads off to the east."

Instead of going west in Jaffa, follow the all-aboard-the-ass rule.

Before going east in Jaffa, say "The journey to Jerusalem is long but thankfully uneventful."