# Stiffy Makane: Apocolocyntosis — 51 of 235

## One of the Bruces and Drunken Bastard

Release 1

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Book Six - "Slutty Julia"

Slutty_Julia is a woman. "Julia lies arms and legs akimbo on the altar." Rule for deciding the concealed possessions of Slutty_Julia:no. The description is "Julia is a very pretty young woman, despite her nose. She is stark naked and appears thoroughly ravished. She also appears happy, relaxed, and satiated." The printed name of slutty_julia is "Julia (well-ravished)". The conversation of Slutty_Julia is the Table of Slutty_Julia's Chatter. The default reply of Slutty_Julia is "Julia shrugs langorously." Understand "ravished" and "julia" as Slutty_Julia. Slutty_Julia has a number called nosejob_hints. Nosejob_hints is 0.

Slutty_Julia's hair is part of Slutty_Julia. The printed name is "Julia's hair". The description of Slutty_Julia's hair is "Julia's hair is black as night; it lies in wild tangles about her head, and is adorned with gobs of god-semen." Understand "jet-black" and "black" as Slutty_Julia's hair. Understand "Julia's hair" as Slutty_Julia's hair.

Slutty_Julia's eyes are part of Slutty_Julia. The description of Slutty_Julia's eyes is "Lovely deep-brown eyes." Understand "brown" as Slutty_Julia's eyes. Understand "Julia's eyes" as Slutty_Julia's eyes. The printed name is "Julia's eyes".

Slutty_Julia's nose is part of Slutty_Julia. The description of Slutty_Julia's nose is "Well, there's no way around it. Julia's nose is [italic type]still[roman type] big and ugly." Understand "big", "ugly", "enormous", "beak", "horrible", "hideous", "vile", and "abominable" as the nose. Understand "Julia's nose" as the nose. The printed name is "Julia's nose".

Slutty_julia's pussy is a vagina. It is part of Slutty_Julia. The description of Slutty_Julia's pussy is "Her pussy is hidden in a thatch of black hair, matted with sweat and semen". The printed name is "Julia's pussy". Understand "Julia's pussy" as Slutty_Julia's pussy. Instead of sucking, kissing, tasting, rubbing, or wanking off Slutty_Julia's pussy, try sucking Slutty_Julia. instead of fucking Slutty_Julia's pussy, try fucking Slutty_Julia. Instead of smelling Slutty_Julia's pussy, try smelling Slutty_Julia. Instead of inserting the stiffycock into Slutty_Julia's pussy, try fucking Slutty_Julia. Instead of inserting something into Slutty_Julia's pussy, say "Julia slaps your hand lightly. 'I really don't need [a noun] in my twat right now, Stiffy.'"

Slutty_Julia's asshole is an anus. It is part of Slutty_Julia. The description of Slutty_Julia's asshole is "Although it must be there, since she's lying on the altar, it's not really accessible." Instead of fucking or buggering Slutty_Julia's asshole, try buggering Slutty_Julia. Check taking Slutty_Julia's asshole: instead try buggering Slutty_Julia. The printed name is "Julia's anus". Instead of rubbing, sucking, kissing, tasting, smelling, wanking off, touching, pushing, or pulling Slutty_Julia's asshole, try examining Slutty_Julia's asshole. Instead of inserting the stiffycock into Slutty_Julia's asshole, try fucking Slutty_Julia's asshole. Instead of inserting something into Slutty_Julia's asshole, say "Julia bats [the noun] away. 'I think not!' she snaps."

Slutty_Julia's lips are part of Slutty_Julia. Slutty_Julia's lips are ambiguously plural. The printed name is "Julia's lips". The description is "Julia's lips are not noteworthy enough to draw attention away from what hangs above them." Understand "lip" and "mouth" as Slutty_Julia's lips. Instead of fucking Slutty_Julia's lips, say "Julia shakes her head. 'I haven't had enough practice to attempt that.'" Instead of kissing Slutty_Julia's lips, try kissing Slutty_Julia. Instead of sucking Slutty_Julia's lips, try kissing Slutty_Julia. Instead of inserting something into Slutty_Julia's lips, say "Julia bats your hand away. 'I don't want [a noun] in my mouth right now, Stiffy.'"

Slutty_Julia's breasts are part of Slutty_Julia. Slutty_Julia's breasts are ambiguously plural. The description is "Julia's breasts look firm and delectable." Understand "chest", "bosom", "firm", "delectable", "breast", "tit", "breasts", "hooter", "hooters", "boob", and "boobs" as Slutty_Julia's breasts. Instead of touching Slutty_Julia's breasts, say "Julia moans and writhes a little." Instead of rubbing, sucking, kissing, pushing, or pulling Slutty_Julia's breasts, try touching Slutty_Julia's breasts. Instead of fucking Slutty_Julia's breasts, say "Julia pushes you away. 'Fun for you,' she says. 'What's in it for me?'"

Divine_semen is part of Slutty_julia. The printed name is "semen". Understand "sweat", "sperm", and "semen" as divine_semen. The description is "Sweat and semen streak Julia's hair and body." Instead of sucking or tasting divine_semen, say "Salty." Instead of smelling divine_semen, say "Bleachy." The indefinite article is "the". Does the player mean doing something with divine_semen: it is likely.

Instead of giving something that is not the stiffycock to Slutty_Julia, say "Julia langorously waves [the noun] away.";

Instead of blowing Slutty_Julia, try blowing Slutty_Julia's nose. Instead of kissing Slutty_Julia's nose, say "You venture a tremulous peck on the side of her enormous beak. She rolls her eyes, and sighs in exasperation. 'That,' she points out, 'is [italic type]not[roman type] a nose job.'" Instead of fucking Slutty_Julia's nose:

if the stiffycock is not held, instead try fucking Slutty_Julia;

say "Julia recoils as you menace her left nostril with your penis. 'Yikes!' she says. 'I guess, technically, that would be a nose job. But, uh, I had more, um, oral in mind, Stiffy.'".

Instead of sucking Slutty_Julia's nose:

if Slutty_Julia is unboinked

begin;

say "At the last moment, terrified of the quantity of mucus that might produce, you decide to convert your suck into a blow instead.";

instead try blowing Slutty_Julia's nose;

otherwise;

say "You survived one encounter with her nose already. Surely that's enough for any man.";

end if.

Instead of kissing Slutty_Julia:

if the stiffycock is not lit

begin;

if Slutty_Julia is unboinked

begin;

say "Julia kisses you back passionately. 'The god doesn't mind if I see other people now,' she whispers seductively in your ear.";

otherwise;

say "Julia kisses you, although somewhat less enthusiastically. 'Hey, could I get a nose job?' she inquires.";

end if;

otherwise;

say "Julia kisses you deeply and giggles. 'Isn't it nice to be favored by Jupiter Virilis?'";

end if.

Instead of blowing Slutty_Julia's nose:

if the stiffycock is not lit

begin;

say "Worse things happen at sea, or so you've been told. You put your lips around Julia's nose (it's quite a chore) and give it a damn good blow. She shrieks in ecstasy, and suddenly you are surrounded by shimmering light. [paragraph break]A voice thunders, 'Thou hast pleased me with thy progress, and thus I grant thee the gift of my protection! Use it wisely in my name[13 as a reference]!' [paragraph break]Julia looks vastly impressed that the god has spoken to you. [if the stiffycock is held by the player]She looks even more vastly impressed with your now faintly glowing cock. [end if][paragraph break]";

now the stiffycock is lit;

otherwise;

say "Once was enough for you, Julia, and Jupiter Virilis."; [1]

end if.

Instead of buggering Slutty_Julia, say "Julia frowns. 'Not the ass, Stiffy. Not today, anyway. Sorry.'"

Instead of fucking Slutty_Julia:

if the stiffycock is held by the player

begin;

if Slutty_Julia is unboinked

begin;

say "Julia moans as you embrace her. She's more than willing, and extremely enthusiastic. Unfortunately, she's not very, well, [italic type]good[roman type]. But then again, she hasn't had much practice, so you take pity on her, and somewhere between her sixth and seventh screaming orgasms, you manage[emdash]with some effort[emdash]one of your own.[paragraph break]";

record "Julia" as achieved;

now Slutty_Julia is boinked;

if the stiffycock is not lit

begin;

say "Afterwards, Julia clears her throat and taps her nose pointedly.";

end if;

otherwise;

say "Julia says, 'I'm a little sore, Stiffy. I think you bruised my cervix. Maybe you could ask again tomorrow?'";

end if;

otherwise;

say "You are not undressed for the occasion.";

end if.

Instead of sucking Slutty_Julia:

if the stiffycock is not lit

begin;

say "Julia moans and writhes a bit, but then sits up and says, 'Actually, Stiffy, that's not what I had in mind.' She taps her nose pointedly.";

otherwise;

say "Julia smiles and says, 'Thanks, but, really, I'm satiated. I appreciate the offer, though.'";

end if.

Instead of tasting Slutty_Julia, try sucking Slutty_Julia. Instead of wanking off Slutty_Julia, try sucking Slutty_Julia. Instead of rubbing Slutty_Julia, try sucking Slutty_Julia. Instead of smelling Slutty_Julia, say "Sex and sweat."

Table of Slutty_Julia's Chatter

topic | reply | summary | turn stamp
"nose" | "'Yeah, I know it's big and ugly. Still...can I get a nose job, Stiffy?'" | "she wants a nose job" | a number
"nose job" or "nosejob" | "'Mmmmmm. Sounds nice.'" | "she'd really like a nose job" | --
"hair/black/jet-black" | "'I guess I got my wish. I'll never wash it again!'" | "she's really proud of the god's contribution to her hairstyle" | --
"semen/sex/seed" | "'You'll have to be more specific. There was a lot.'" | "she's been bukakked quite thoroughly" | --
"priest" | "'He sure came through. And on. Thanks, Stiffy.'" | "she's grateful that you were able to help the priest out" | --
"god/Jupiter/Virilis" | "'Wow, he's [italic type]dreamy[roman type].'" | "her devotion to the god has only increased" | --
"Syra" | "'De gustibus non disputandum. Whatever gets him through the night.'" | "she doesn't understand why the priest had a thing for Syra" | --

Test sluttyjulia with "X Julia / Ask Julia about Jupiter / Ask Julia about priest / Kiss Julia / Remove toga / Fuck Julia / X nose / Ask Julia about nose / Blow nose / X penis / G / G / xyzzy / x cock / xyzzy / x dong / plover / x dong / Wear toga".

Note

[1]. check out the Serial Comma on THAT bad boy!