# Stiffy Makane: Apocolocyntosis — 8 of 235

## One of the Bruces and Drunken Bastard

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Part Five - "Newbies"

This is the tell-the-newbies rule:

say "If Interactive Fiction is new to you, or so old that you've mostly forgotten how to play, please read the document found at the 'Introduction to IF' link on the game's website, or at: [fixed letter spacing]http://www.inform-fiction.org/I7Downloads/Examples/dm/IntroductionToIF.pdf[variable letter spacing][paragraph break]"