# Stiffy Makane: Apocolocyntosis — 215 of 235

## One of the Bruces and Drunken Bastard

Release 1

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Part One - "Stairway to Heaven"

The scenery_crystal_bridge is scenery in Summit. The scenery_crystal_bridge can be enterable. It is enterable. The printed name of scenery_crystal_bridge is "crystal bridge". The description is "A bridge of clearest crystal stretches from the mountaintop up to the city in the sky." Understand "bridge", "crystal", "diamond", "clear", "clearest", "stairway", "staircase", "to", "rock", "hard", "rock-hard", "heaven", "led", and "zeppelin" as the scenery_crystal_bridge. Instead of touching or rubbing the scenery_crystal_bridge, say "It's really there, and it's really rock-hard."

Before buying the scenery_crystal_bridge for the first time:

say "And as we wind on down the road,[line break]our shadows taller than our souls,[line break]there walks a lady we all know,[line break]who shines white light and wants to show[line break]how everything still turns to gold.[line break]And if you listen very hard,[line break]the truth will come to you at last:[line break]when all are one and one is all,[line break]To be a rock and not to roll[83 as a reference].";

stop the action.

Before buying the scenery_crystal_bridge:

say "You are not a lady who's sure all that glitters is gold.";

stop the action.

Instead of doing anything other than examining, touching, rubbing, buying, climbing, or entering the scenery_crystal_bridge, say "That's not something you can usefully do with the crystal bridge." Instead of entering the scenery_crystal_bridge, try going north. Instead of climbing the scenery_crystal_bridge, try going north.