# Stiffy Makane: Apocolocyntosis — 109 of 235

## One of the Bruces and Drunken Bastard

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Volume Ten - "Egypt"

Egypt is a region. Egyptian_streets is a region in Egypt. Palace Grounds is a region in Egypt. An Alexandrian Street is a kind of room. Every Alexandrian Street is in Egyptian_streets. Hotel Metropole, Eugenidean Boudoir, Museum Antechamber, Great Library, Top of the Pharos, and The Temple of Serapis are in Egypt.

Egyptian Escapades is a recurring scene. Egyptian Escapades begins when the location is in Egypt. Egyptian Escapades ends when the location is not in Egypt.

The Egyptian_sky_scenery is sky_scenery in Egyptian_streets. The description is "Hot, hot sun glares from a cloudless, merciless sky." Understand "blue", "azure", "sky", "sun", "merciless", "hot", and "cloudless" as the Egyptian_sky_scenery. It is in Top of the Pharos.

Test min-egypt with "test egypt1 / test egypt3 / test egypt4 / test egypt5 /test egypt6/ w".

Test egypt1 with "d/e/s/w/w/n/n/u/kiss man/d/s/s/e/e/s/e/x ledger/s/fuck him/w/n/n".

Test egypt2 with "e/e/ask bouncer about museum/ask bouncer about himself/ask bouncer about item/w".

Test egypt3 with "n/give currant to guard/e/n/remove toga/kiss cleo/e/fuck cleopatra/ ask her about alex/s/e".

Test egypt4 with "enter sarcophagus/remove toga/fuck corpse/wear toga/get paper/x it/out/w/w/s".

Test egypt5 with "e / show mezuzah to bouncer / e / ask librarian about banana / put jagged on ragged".

Test egypt6 with "give paper to librarian/x paper / w/w/w".

test egypt with "test egypt1/test egypt2/test egypt3/test egypt4/test egypt5 / test egypt6".

Egyptians are some men. They are in Alexandrine Wharf. They are ambiguously plural. They are scenery. The description of the Egyptians is "Egyptians scurry back and forth, engrossed in their own lives." Understand "Egyptian", "Egyptians", "man", "woman", "men", "women", "scurry", "scurrying" as the Egyptians. The default reply of the Egyptians is "A stony glare is your only reply." The Egyptians are unspeakable. Instead of attacking the Egyptians, say "What did they ever do to you?" Instead of fucking the Egyptians, say "They sidle out of your way, as if well-practiced at evading unwanted advances."

Every turn during Egyptian Escapades:

if the location is the Great Library for the first time

begin;

choose a row with a character of "Librarian" in the Table of Real Cast Members;

now the met entry is true;

end if;

if the location is Cleopatra's Throne Room for the first time

begin;

choose a row with a character of "Cleopatra" in the Table of Real Cast Members;

now the met entry is true;

end if;

if the location is an Alexandrian street, move the Egyptians to the location;

if the stiffycock is visible

begin;

if the Egyptians are in the location and a random chance of 1 in 3 succeeds, say "Men and women glance at your [stiffycolor of the stiffycock]-glowing nakedness, and then hurriedly away.";

if Eugenides is in the location and Eugenides is not boinked, say "The merchant stares hungrily at your exposed and [stiffycolor of the stiffycock]-glowing cock.";

if Cleopatra is visible and a random chance of 1 in 2 succeeds

begin;

if Cleopatra is boinked

begin;

say "Cleopatra glances affectionately at your [stiffycolor of the stiffycock]-glowing rod.";

otherwise;

if Cleopatra is horny

begin;

say "Cleopatra bats her eyes coyly and says, 'I've never had [stiffycolor of the stiffycock]-glowing cock before.'";

otherwise;

say "Cleopatra studies your [stiffycolor of the stiffycock]-glowing penis, a faint smile playing about the corners of her mouth.";

end if;

end if;

end if;

if the surly guard is in the location and a random chance of 1 in 3 succeeds

begin;

say "The guard shakes his head. 'Dude,' he grumbles, 'Put that thing away. The [stiffycolor of the stiffycock] glow is creeping me out.'";

end if;

if the bouncer is in the location and a random chance of 1 in 3 succeeds

begin;

say "The bouncer's eyes keep being drawn to your [stiffycolor of the stiffycock]-glowing cock, although he resolutely tries to avoid looking.";

end if;

if the librarian is in the location and the librarian is not warned_about

begin;

now the librarian is warned_about;

say "The librarian looks intently at your [stiffycolor of the stiffycock]-glowing cock. 'A favorite of Jupiter Virilis, I see,' she notes.";

end if;

end if;

if the location is Cleopatra's Throne Room and Cleopatra is boinked and Cleopatra is not handled

begin;

now Cleopatra is handled;

say "Cleopatra frowns slightly as if remembering something. 'Most of my guests,' she says, 'want to view Alexander's mummy. Ask me about his tomb and I'll have someone open it for you, if you'd like.'";

really have the parser notice Cleopatra;

end if.